The Complete Chronicles of Breadmix

(When making bread from a packet - just add water)



C - D, how do I make this bread?



D - Follow the instructions.



C - But I don't understand. What does dough look like?



D - Like Play-Doh. Beige Play-Doh.



C - I don't know how.



D - Use your hands to make the bread mix and water into a mixture.



C - But I don't want to use my hands. 

(Still mixing up an instant bread mix)

C - What do I do now?

D - What does the next instruction say?

C - Leave to rest in a warm area.

D - Then do that.

C - But I don't need to rest. 




(When making up garlic butter to go on the bread)



C - How do I make garlic butter?



D - Mix garlic with butter.



C - How?



D - Put your garlic in your butter.



C - Do I need to do something with the garlic?



D - Cut it up?




(The garlic butter is made, and the bread is ready to go in the oven)



C - What do I do now?



D - What does it say to do now?



C - Bake for ten to fifteen minutes.



D - Then put it in the oven. And leave it there for ten to fifteen minutes.




(The bread has left the oven, and looks edible)



D - That smells really strong. How much garlic did you use?



C - All of it.



D - A whole clove?



C - Yeah.



D - What are you going to do with the rest?



C - I don't have any left.



D - But you bought a whole bulb, didn't you?



C - Yeah.



(She ate all of it, regardless.)




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