The Chronicles of Breadmix - Part 2

(Still mixing up an instant bread mix)

C - What do I do now?

D - What does the next instruction say?

C - Leave to rest in a warm area.

D - Then do that.

C - But I don't need to rest. 



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(When making bread from a packet - just add water)



C - D, how do I make this bread?



D - Follow the instructions.



C - But I don't understand. What does dough look like?



D - Like Play-Doh. Beige Play-Doh.



C - I don't know how.



D - Use your hands to make the bread mix and water into a mixture.



C - But I don't want to use my hands. 



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The chronicles of bread mix - part 4


The chronicles of bread mix - part 3


The chronicles of bread mix - part 2


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There comes a point when it is just easier to agree

C - Is rice good for you?



D - (Jokingly) Nah, it's loaded with saturated fat.



C - Oh yeah. It's only brown rice that's good for you.



D - I was joking. Rice isn't full of saturated fat.



C - Now you're joking, right?

Or put an egg in the oven until golden brown

Hard boiled eggs. Are they meant to be, like, boiled?

Curry is secretly Italian, so that works out

Parmesan is Indian, right? So I can put it on my curry.

Killed in the Vietnam

(When talking about countries)



C - Top Gear did a challenge in Vietnam, didn't they?



D - Yes. That was the tasteless "Born in the USA" one.



C - It wasn't that bad.



D - It kinda was. Mocking them with a song about the USA as they drove along.




C - That's the point. They production team wanted them to get killed.




(She wasn't joking. She thinks the Top Gear team are expendable.)

New York? That's in Amsterdam

(Whilst watching 5 Minutes to a Fortune - Globe Trotter round. An airport is shown and the country needs to be given in response.)



C - Calcutta? That's in America.



C - Leonardo da Vinci? That's in Rome.



D - Rome isn't a country.



C - Oh. Venice?

This confuses me

(When eating dinner)



C - What's garlic bread made out of?



D - When we make it: crushed garlic, butter, a few chillies...



C - No no, I mean, what's it made of?



D - Garlic and bread?



C - Oh, okay *continues eating*.

Attack bees could be useful though

(After reading about anti-rape bras - they shock attackers when needed)



D - They have the anti-rape devices that are used like tampons. The hooks catch when the man pulls back.



H - They got the idea from cat claws.



C - Bees rape cats.



M - What?!



(After a few minutes of hysterical laughter, C explains)



C - I read that bees rape other bees. Why was that so funny?

A little younger than Southern Freeman

How old is Northern Freeman?

It could have been a tortoise, I guess

(When watching TV)


C - What's that?



M - That's a rock.