It's a new conspiracy theory

(During an advert showing the Wayne's World car scene)

C - Oh. This is a good song. Did those guys write it, do you think?

M - C, this is Bohemian Rhapsody.

He died when he was killed (part one)

(When reading the local news)



D - A man has been killed in a motorcycle accident

C - Yeah. He died.

D - Well, yes, that’s what being killed is.

C - What? You said he’d been killed. I added that he died.


He died when he was killed (part two)

This just made the shirt more amusing

(When watching television)


D - I like that guy’s shirt. It’s funny.

C - Yeah. Land Rover. Like, he’s fat so he doesn’t rover on land.

D - Erm…it says “Randy Lover”.

Old people are awesome

Old people are stupid.

Double negatives are awesomely cool

Talking to people in public is like immorally wrong.

Personal identification number number?

I made my PIN number spell out a word. Like fgrrr. But not that word.