These are my Friday ears

(On the ears worn by aliens in Galaxy Quest)


His ears are totally attached to his head.

A weekend away

Guantanamo Bay? Isn't that a holiday resort?

Content may settle in transit

(When looking at a photograph just taken on a digital camera)


Am I that short? Or am I just sitting down?

Guest post: I believe that is just a game

I'm scared of Chinese people because they whisper. 


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Guest post: It's cheddar

Do we get all our cheese from the moon, or can we make our own now?


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Zombies

Have you ever seen a dead person that's living?

Death isn't always permanent

(Discussing how long an immortal character can live for in FMA: Brotherhood)


He's immortal if he doesn't get killed.

You're the smarterest

(When discussing how much of our brain we thought we were using on our day off)


So you have quarter of a brain, you have quarter of a brain. So I'm the intelligentest here

Children for sale to a good home

D - 16 and pregnant? Oh, did you guys hear about the 12 year old who sold her kid?

C - What's so bad about that?

D - She sold her baby?

C - And?

D - It's illegal?

C - I thought that's what you did

It's complicated

(When discussing characters in FMA: Brotherhood)


If the guy is the dude and the dude is the guy, then who is the guy?

You never know

(When discussing Arwen's age, compared to Elrond, in LOTR)

I don't think she's as old as her dad.

Sorry. Have a turkey

Thanksgiving is where the americans got with the Indians and said sorry and had a party, right?