Monday 15 July 2013

I think it grows on trees

You can make lasagne, can't you? I mean, it doesn't always come in jars and boxes and stuff, right? Normal people can make it, yeah?



Editors note - Lasagnes are hunted in the wild. They live in naturally cold countries like Russia and Poland, although there are lasagne farms in most countries. The Lasagne Free Range movement (of which I am a proud activist) is hoping to eradicate 50% of battery lasagnes by the year 2015. Also, there's a lot of controversy around the method with which they are killed. Battery lasagne have their legs removed at birth, and are force fed the off cuts of cows, which lead to mad lasagne disease (otherwise known as lasagne spongiform encephalopathy) outbreak in '89.

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