(My flatmate eats constantly, but is the smallest person in our flat. I come home and find her eating a pint of ice cream in front of the TV)
A - How can you eat so much and stay so small? What is your secret?
B - (Without looking up) I slept with your boyfriend when you went home last week.
(I thought she was joking. She wasn't.)
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