Guest post - It's a circus

A - Have you seen the news recently?

B - No

A - Well,  Thatcher died about 2 hours ago Also, a circus had a mass death. Only 60 members of the troop survived.

B - How?

A - Cold weather. The circus master had to hurry to the shops to get more members.

Cold weather is very harsh to a flea circus

B - I can imagine

A - I love how we skipped over Thatcher

B - It's sad, but that's about it. How many fleas died?

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