(When watching Jerry Springer)
R - Oh my God, he raped that baby!
M - That show's not exactly credible.
R - But he took a lie detector test!
M - That machine is based off how nervous you are, like a heartbeat?
R - No, he raped it!
M - Why wasn't it on the news then? That's a big story there.
R - Because...Jerry found them first.
Submitted by terraearth
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