A - I am boycotting cotton wool.
B - Why?
A - I think it's cruel to the mice.
B - What mice?
A - The mice they farm it from!
B - Where did you hear that?
A - My parents told me about it years ago.
B - Cotton wool doesn't come from mice.
A - Then where does it come from?
B - Cotton plants.
A - Pfft. Don't be stupid.
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