Doesn't everyone know Queen and Brian May?

(When deciding whether every area is famous for something)



D - Oldham. What's Oldham famous for?



A - Brian Cox.



C - Who's he?



D - The scientist who used to be a musician.



C - Oh him. The only handsome science guy.



D - Some people would vote for Brian May though. Even though he's about 70 years old.



C - I don't know who that is.



D - He's in Queen.



C - What's Queen?



D - The band? He's the one with the hair.



C - I don't know what that is.



D - The band. Queen. Freddie Mercury. Brian May. Roger Taylor. And the other one that no one can name.



C - Okay. I know. I think. But who is the Brian one?



(The other one is John Deacon. We checked.)

Due to climate change, weather is now universal

(When watching a national TV programme, being aired live from the other side of the country.)



TV - It's Friday, and it's raining on us.



C - No it's not!

That would be a totally different type of film

(When reading about how migration affects local cultures.)



D - People from India buggered in other countries and created a new mixture of Indian/Western films.



M - What?!



D - Buggered OFF in other countries. Off. They buggered off.

There is some logic (Angelina Jolie Part 2)

(After discovering that Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy to reduce the risk of developing breast cancer.)



C - Why did she have her boobs cut off?



D - To reduce her chance of having cancer.



C - Why doesn't everyone have their boobs cut off then?



It would stop you from getting lung cancer (Angelina Jolie Part 1)

I do believe in charity, I do, I do

(After watching an advert for the Race For Life, a charity run to raise money for breast cancer. The Race For Life is part of the charity Cancer Research.)



C - I don't believe in charity.



D - What if you get ill? And didn't you say cancer ran in your family?



C - Yeah, but if I get ill I can get treated at hospital.



D - Using treatments that are discovered by Cancer Research and other charities?



C - Well, duh.



D - That doesn't seem very logical.



C - I want their help. I don't need to pay for it.



M - Haven't you done the Race For Life?



C - Yeah. For fun.



D - Wait, what?

It's a tough choice

C - M, I need your help to choose an outfit for [formal occasion]. This one, I don't really like it much, or this one?



M - Those are the choices?



C - Yeah.



M - Why not just buy the one you like?



C - ...oh yeah.

It would stop you from getting lung cancer (Angelina Jolie Part 1)

(After discovering that Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy to reduce the risk of developing breast cancer.)



Can you get other parts removed to stop you getting cancer? If you, like, had a chance of getting lung cancer, could you have your lungs removed?



There is some logic (Angelina Jolie Part 2)

Damn their profit margin

(When finding a company to print 50 photographs.)



Yay, free printing! But they want £2 for postage. That's just trying to get more money from me.

I don't know whether to go aww or just frown

I don't have any friends, apart from the ones I have.

Isn't this in the UK Citizenship test?

Is Stonehenge in the UK?