Doesn't everyone know who Dumbledore is?

(When watching Big Bang Theory, which included 'spoilers' about Harry Potter.)



TV - Oh, that's a good one. Dumbledore dies. Yeah, I didn't see it coming either.



M - I did.



D - Me too.



C - Which one was Dumbledore?

It's puzzling - Part 3

(When playing a puzzle game)



Oh my God, I have to make a cheese burger. How do I make a cheeseburger, M? What comes first? Oh my God, there's a bun. I have to put the burger in a bun. Oh this is complicated. Okay, burger then bun. NO. Bun, burger...cheese? Does a cheeseburger have cheese in it?




It's puzzing - Part 3



It's puzzling - Part 2



It's puzzling - Part 1

It's puzzling - Part 2

(When completing a puzzle game)



I don't get it. M, I don't get it. M. M? M, help me. M. M. M. Help me, M. M, stop laughing. M. M, stop it. M? I don't get it, what's so funny? M. M, look up the answer. M, HELP ME.





It's puzzing - Part 3



It's puzzling - Part 2



It's puzzling - Part 1

It's puzzling - part 1

(When playing a level on a puzzle game)



C - I don't get this puzzle.



M - The red goes with the red, the green goes with the green...



C - What about the blue?



M - It goes with the blue.



C - Oh! I did it! I'm a clever one, me.





It's puzzing - Part 3



It's puzzling - Part 2



It's puzzling - Part 1

Tastes like chicken

(During a meal)



C - My face tastes weird.



A - Why are you tasting your face?



C - Because it tastes like my dinner.



D - Then didn't your dinner taste weird?



C - Yeah. That might be it.

The logic is sound

(During an episode of Stargate SG-1. The characters are trapped in an area about to flood, and the Stargate, their way home, will not open.)



TV - This place is going to flood in 48 hours!



C - Why don't they just float?



M - What?



C - People float, right? Why don't they just wait for it to flood, then float through the Stargate when it opens?

For the sake of anonymity, we shall leave this open to interpretation

I'm over 21, aren't I?

Cause of death - biscuit lung

M - *Chokes on some biscuit crumbs*



C - What happens when you breathe in crumbs or drink? Does it, like, stay there forever until you run out of space?

I'm Spartacus

(Completely at random)



C - Is there more than one Mecca?



M - No.



C - Really?



D - I...what? I don't even know how to reply to that.



C - What? It would be confusing, wouldn't it? "I'm praying to Mecca", "no you're not, it's the other way", "but it's this way too". See? Confusing.

He's only done it for years. It's got to be simple

(After watching a master of sleight of hand climb from one moving car from another to perform a trick)



That's not difficult. Anyone could jump across a moving car.