Good dog

(Watching an episode of Pointless)



C - Why does he have a dog collar?



M - Because he's a priest?



C - Then why would he wear a dog collar?



M - It's just part of their outfit. 



C - Oh. So it's not like one a dog would wear?

Guest post: Alto, beta, delta, falsetto

(When playing the game Trilink)



Question: What links Alto, Falsetto and Soprano?



Answer: They are letters of the Greek alphabet.



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Like father like daughter

Live Aid? That was created by Peaches Geldof, right? 

I don't like Mondays

I don't like Mondays. Or Thursdays. Or Fridays. Or Saturdays. Or Sundays. I like Wednesdays. Sometimes. And I think I like Tuesdays. Yeah. I think I like some days. Just some. When it's a bad day. Yeah. 

Fire in training

Does fire always burn? Is there like, baby fire that's colder than other fire?

I wish I had equal rights

I wish I was Nigerian. Women are superior and I could shout at men. 

So just a "me" sticker?

C - I want to get those "my family" stickers for my car.



D - Who of?



C - Just me...

I think it's China

Where is Indian food from?

Fatalities are known to occur

(When reading a novel)


I have cramp in my thumbs. Is this what happens when you read?

Americans come in shades of tan

C - That man looks very tanned. 



D - He's Asian. 



C - But he has an American accent!

You never know

Import? That means it's imported, right?