(On the ears worn by aliens in Galaxy Quest)
His ears are totally attached to his head.
My flatmate, who isn't known for being world-wise, has a habit of saying things without questioning what is being said. These are one-liners, conversations and guest posts from readers.
Saturday, 30 March 2013
Wednesday, 27 March 2013
Sunday, 24 March 2013
Content may settle in transit
(When looking at a photograph just taken on a digital camera)
Am I that short? Or am I just sitting down?
Am I that short? Or am I just sitting down?
Thursday, 21 March 2013
Guest post: I believe that is just a game
I'm scared of Chinese people because they whisper.
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Guest post: It's cheddar
Do we get all our cheese from the moon, or can we make our own now?
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Monday, 18 March 2013
Death isn't always permanent
(Discussing how long an immortal character can live for in FMA: Brotherhood)
He's immortal if he doesn't get killed.
He's immortal if he doesn't get killed.
Friday, 15 March 2013
You're the smarterest
(When discussing how much of our brain we thought we were using on our day off)
So you have quarter of a brain, you have quarter of a brain. So I'm the intelligentest here
So you have quarter of a brain, you have quarter of a brain. So I'm the intelligentest here
Tuesday, 12 March 2013
Children for sale to a good home
D - 16 and pregnant? Oh, did you guys hear about the 12 year old who sold her kid?
C - What's so bad about that?
D - She sold her baby?
C - And?
D - It's illegal?
C - I thought that's what you did
Saturday, 9 March 2013
It's complicated
(When discussing characters in FMA: Brotherhood)
If the guy is the dude and the dude is the guy, then who is the guy?
If the guy is the dude and the dude is the guy, then who is the guy?
Wednesday, 6 March 2013
You never know
(When discussing Arwen's age, compared to Elrond, in LOTR)
I don't think she's as old as her dad.
I don't think she's as old as her dad.
Sunday, 3 March 2013
Sorry. Have a turkey
Thanksgiving is where the americans got with the Indians and said sorry and had a party, right?
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